Aston Kutcher, Champaign, Demi Moore, video, Get Er Done!

by Daryl Hill on May 23, 2009

Grab your glass and sit back as Aston Kutcher, AKA @aplusk, takes the twitter title to 1 Million followers. Watch as the Champaign bubbles over and Ashton gets to smooch with Demi Moore (Kutcher), AKA @mrskutcher, while spilling Champaign all over a Million Dollar Check!

Think Twitter is still for kids? MySpace? Facebook? If you do you’ll probably be looking for a job pretty soon. Companies pay for eyeballs and now tweets. Think about it for a second, with 1 tweet Ashton Kutcher’s message goes in front of One Million People! That’s like a super bowl advertisement.

Companies are hiring people just to sit and tweet all day. So if they are hiring people to tweet they probably are firing you because you don’t know how. Learn what happened to Dan.

Dan was just doing some social media: Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, blogging etc… for fun at work when all of a sudden his boss was like, “I want to see you in my office.” He thought his coworkers had turned him in. So what does Dan do? He Tweets, “I think I’m about to be fired.”

His boss says, “Sit down, we need to talk.” Dan begins to sweat, thinking, “Here it comes – I’m not looking forward to telling my wife who complains about me tweeting, that I lost my job because of Twitter. “Dan’s boss says, “Listen, Dan, the boss from upstairs wants to see you.”

“You mean…”

“Yes the CEO.” Aka Mr. Big.

Ok, so now he’s thinking lawsuit here. He quickly walks back to his cubicle, says a Seen my stapler?quick goodbye to his cube mate and starts to pack his bobble head, kid’s pictures, red stapler …

In the elevator ride up to see the CEO he Tweets “Looking for a new job if anybody knows any openings?”

The office door opens and the assistant tells him to wait over there on the leather couch. The secretary offers Dan something to drink; Dan says “bourbon?”

The secretary says, “Mr. Big will see you now”.

Tweet: “Anybody know any good lawyers?”

“So Dan,” Mr. Big begins, resplendent in his black Armani suit and red power tie. “What’s all this stuff you’re doing online all day, going on about yourself and even about my company?”

Ok, Dan didn’t know where to begin because he had blogged, tweeted and Fbooked on the couch. Dan says, “What specifically were you referring too?”

Donald Trump Your Fired!“All of it,” said Mr. Big.

Dan was so nervous he pinged an all-out blast, “Will Tweet for food!”

He figured he was fired anyway so he spilled the proverbial beans.

Mr. Big looked him straight in the eye, and, half-smiling, said,” Dan… you’re hired.”

“Excuse me?”

True story – I’ve got proof; it’s on Facebook & YouTube. See for yourself.

Part II of interview with Dan Schawbel

Next invite you get from your nephew or neighbor’s dog you might want to think twice before just dismissing it as useless spam. You might just want to Tweet it.

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